
The
Boyfriend of the Week
October 25, 2000
I write this week's Boyfriend of the Week with an ulterior motive -- I
like his show and I want to make sure it isn't canceled. How best to do
that? Prove to you that Thomas Cavanagh is cute, funny, and
irresistibly charming.
Piece o' cake.
In case you haven't been paying attention, the guy in those photos above
is the star of the new television show "Ed" (8pm Sundays on NBC). If you
haven't been watching it, you seriously need to tune in next week and give
it a shot. Why? Cuz Thomas Cavanagh is cute, funny, and irresistibly
charming (duh!). "Ed" is about, uh, a guy named Ed. Funny that. This
guy named Ed is a lawyer, recently fired from his law firm for
accidentally omitting a comma in a brief that ended up costing the firm a
bazillion bucks. Whoops, he said. See ya, they replied.
Rather than moping around in his big city life, Ed decides to pack it all
up and move home to Stuckeyville. A small town. With a really nice
bowling alley. That is for sale.
Hmmmmm.
So, what does our hero do? He buys the bowling alley, of course. Why? To
impress the girl he used to be madly in crush with way back in his high
school days and who, to his pleasant surprise, is still around and still
gorgeous and still totally sweet. Unfortunately, she's also dumb as a
post. How do I know this? Because she doesn't fall madly in love with Ed
at first sight. Fool! Such a fool! Foolish women like that simply do
not deserve the Eds of this world.
Though there have only been three or so episodes thus far, it looks like
the plot will revolve around this romance (she's dating a jerk -- I'm sure
she'll be dumping him soon), and around the bowling alley, which is also
Ed's new law office (though he resists the phrase "bowling alley lawyer,"
it is pretty apt). But this is no lame romantic comedy kind of thing.
Well, okay, yes it is. But the difference between it and, for example, a
Meg Ryan movie, is that this one stars TC. And TC is, as my mother would
say, "a keeper."
Many of you may actually recognize Thomas Cavanagh from last year's season
of "Providence." Remember the guy who thought he was a dog? Were you not
totally smitten with him ("Doug") or what? I mean, really, wouldn't it
be great if ALL men acted like sweet doggies? Loyal, playful, always
happy to help, easy entertained, and happy with just about any kind of
food you put in front of them. Wouldn't that just make life ten times
better?
Then again, dogs are stinky and they lick your face a lot. I have some
problems with that.
But I digress. That is not the upshot of this essay. The upshot is:
Thomas Cavanagh is great. Not only is he funny (and boy, he is really
really funny, folks -- his voice alone exudes funniness, and so do his
gangly limbs) but he's also adorable. Just LOOK at that smile, people.
Dimples! He's got dimples! I love dimples. And if you'd seen last
week's episode, you'd be as crush-sick as I am by now. That cheesy
romantic video he made for Carol (the fool) just made me howl with
laughter. The kind of laughter that comes from watching someone make an
absolutely marvelous fool out of themselves for love. You just don't get
"charming" like that anymore. Ed is charming. "Ed" is charming. So start
watching before they start thinking about canceling it! I promise if you
watch a few episodes you'll at least have to admit he's cute. And you
might even admit it's a pretty funny show. Literature, it is not. Good
clean fun, 'tis.
A quick biography of TC: Tom spent the vast majority of his childhood
years living in Ghana (that's in Africa, folks) with his parents, who were
teachers. When it was time for Tommy to enter high school, the family
moved back to their native country, and I'll give you THREE guesses what
that was. Right! Canada! Anybody noticing a trend here?
Anyway, TC did well in school, eventually moving on to Queens University
in Ontario, where he earned three degrees (English, Biology, and
Education) (is that sexy or what?). He grew interested in theater when he
was cast as Danny Zuko in a Canadian production of "Grease" and moved on
from there to a few other small plays, finally hitting it big with a
costarring role (alongside John Cullum) in the Broadway revival of the hit
musical "Shenandoah." Shenandoah was a big hit on Broadway, and so,
therefore, was Tom. And for that reason alone, I forgive New York for the
Yankees.
After spending a year in The Big Apple singin' like mad on the stage, TC
returned to Canada, where he spent a few years on some local television
shows (none of which were familiar to me). Eventually, he moved to Los
Angeles, where he immediately landed a role in the pilot of a television
show that never actually made it to pilot season, and then tried out and
was cast as Ed Stevens in the CBS pilot "Stuckeyville." CBS decided to
can the show before it even began, so NBC picked it up, did a little work
on it, and released it this year as "Ed." I bet CBS is feeling pret-ty
stupid right now.
Tom says he likes playing the guitar and is active in all kinds of sports.
That's nice. Even better, he says he's single. And while the series is
filmed
alllll the way across the country in New York, he still maintains his home
in Los Angeles. Which isn't too far from where I live. Which is also
happy news.
Meanwhile, "Ed" has been getting pretty cheery reviews from all the major
entertainment publications and YOU still aren't watching it! I'll never
understand you as long as I live. NEVER. What the heck are you thinking?
I mean, what ELSE is there to do on a Sunday night? I expect to see all
of you in front of your televisions next Sunday at 8. I'm serious. You
know, I actually have a lot of power here. I'M the one putting up these
write-ups every week to entertain you. Where would you people be without
me? You'd actually have to be doing WORK at work right now! So, do not
cross me!

MacGyver Factor Score: 98.8%. I gave Thomas a really high score
because I want to make sure the NBC people realize he is loved. The more
loved he is, the less likely his show will end up in reruns on the Family
Channel after only one season. Like Freaks and Geeks. I'm still bitter
about that. I also gave Thomas additional points -- one for each dimple.
And five for the voice. Two for the hair and six for the upper body. Oh,
and a couple of extra because his grin is so contagious.
NBC's
"Ed" Page
Thomas Cavanagh's IMDB
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